David Ortiz might be retiring from baseball after next season, but that doesn't mean he'll be out of the spotlight.

In fact, the Boston Red Sox's designated hitter, played by cast member Kenan Thompson,  appears to be the next Billy Mays if his latest "Saturday Night Live" skit is any indication

While none of those promotions are real, don't be shocked to see Ortiz stay in the spotlight in his post-baseball life. Considering the early successes of both his acting and music careers in last summer's Dunkin' Donuts campaigns with Rob Gronkowski, we think Big Papi will be just fine.